On the 19th in Springfield, TN, Sheryl Crow said, "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting... I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit..."WA Post
Just... NO. UGH. I clean my butt with a wire brush if it needs it!
In related news, Doctors want Pap smears for gay men. (SF Chronicle)
